As I was taking a “Which Character Are You Most Like on Saved By the Bell” test on Facebook (with E’s help; fyi, I’m totally Kelly Kapowski), E turned to me and said “you know what’s fun to take are purity tests.” I totally agree. We found a good one online. For your entertainment:
http://www.armory.com./tests/100.html
I rated at 30% pure but was totally humilated by E coming in with a big 18%. The gay sex totally pushes her way over the top. My lack of gay sex and criminal record are what contributed to my higher score. Erin is now taking the long 400 point test with the question “have you ever masturbated to orgasm?” My question: why else would you masturbate? You just want to fool around with youself? You’re not ready to take that step with your hand? Dumbest. Question. Ever.
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That’s what it feels like I’ve been on recently. I know that y’all are waiting for the latest chapter in the dramedy that is my life. And I just realized that I didn’t post at all yesterday. Overall, my day sort of sucked ass. Last night was definitely the high point.
Soooo … didn’t sleep well at all on Monday night causing me to miss work and visit my fibromyalgia guy yesterday. Anyway, had to do some more blood tests because there is now a slight chance that I may have … lupus. Yes, that’s right, lupus. I just started laughing. At this point in the game, if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry, as my Grandmother Dorothy used to say. I’ll know in a couple of days whether or not this is true. In the meantime, I have to go to physical therapy. In a pool. I like water. I’m actually a really good swimmer. However, I already have nightmares about me taking out the physical therapist by drowning him, kicking him in the face, etc. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy, trust me.
Anyway, on to the good part … my date. He was just as hot as I remembered him to be, which was great. Fantastic dinner, good conversation … caught up on what’s been going on with each other. B doesn’t drink so there was no drunken flirtation but there was sober flirtation. Hmmm … sort of nice. He admitted to having a crush on me when I was representing him (no shit) and I also admitted to having a crush on him when I represented him. So, after the date, we went back to my place for more “talking” … and … well, the date extended itself into this morning. Don’t worry … no sex was had. No full nudity. Perhaps, partial nudity but that’s it. So … he’s supposed to go back this a.m. but he’s trying to delay his flight back. I think he’ll have at least one more night in L.A. Yippee!!! I had a very disappointing day yesterday, for a variety of reasons, so it was really nice to end the night on a high note (like George on Seinfeld … exiting on the high note … that is the BEST episode.) Hope y’all didn’t miss me too much. I’ll be back and posting throughout the day today. 
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