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Yay!

June 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

My first email from darling E stuck in the British countryside.  I had to share:

So much to tell you -  I’m taking notes and pictures!  Anyway, just wanted to
send my hello after enduring the worst flight EVER here.  I’m now like a POW of
my parents.  Having to indulge in sprint drinking since all day every day is a
cultural death march.  Just wanted to say hi and let you know I’m OK and
thinking of you!  Hope all is well with you :)
-E

Hahahahahaha … my friends rock.  Also, on that note, I have to give a shout-out to my new “personal banker” Mr. Music.  He’s been feeling very ignored by Auntie Music, as of late.  Mr. Music is up to his usual hijinks.  Which apparently do not include stealing interest from the bank a la Office Space.  Although Mr. Music has apparently already had to dissuade his 19-y.o. co-worker/mentee from that scheme …

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Interesting Article on the Use/Overuse of Catchphrases

June 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

This is a long one so bear with me.  Totally worth reading.  As you may have noticed, I LOVE words.  I love inventing words and phrases.  So, this article really appealed to me.  I’m happy to note that almost none of my own special “Lisaisms” are named in this article.  Except for “rocks” which is a word that will always “rock” to me, and “dude”.  I completely disagree with the author on “dude.”  There is no word in the English language that can conjure up such a wide range of opinions/emotions as the word “dude” depending on the intonation of the speaker.  Anyway, this is from Slate.com, which I read pretty much “cover to cover”, “as they say” everday.

Notes on CatchWhich catchphrases should be “thrown under the bus”?


When Susan Sontag wrote “Notes on ‘Camp’ ” back in 1964, she was foregrounding—to use a current catchphrase—something familiar but not yet defined.

“Many things in the world have not been named,” her famous essay began, “and many things even if they have been named, have never been described. One of these is the sensibility—unmistakably modern, a variant of sophistication but hardly identical with it—that goes by the cult name of ‘Camp.’ “

I would choose nearly identical words to describe the phenomenon, the linguistic sensibility, that I’d name “catch”: the way our language has become increasingly dominated by rapidly cycling catchphrases. Rapidly cycling because in blogospheric time, they speed from clever witticism to tired cliché in the virtual blink of an eye.


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Look how long it took “jump the shark” to jump the shark. But “under the bus”—as in, “throwing someone under the bus”—got old from overuse in a matter of weeks.

I present these “Notes on Catch” in a Sontagian spirit: My thoughts thus far are preliminary, fragmentary, and digressive (some might say disjointed). I’m hunting for clues as to what makes a catchphrase catch on and which ones deserve to be cast aside. And I’d like to make distinctions among the welter of catchphrases in use today, to identify variations and to distinguish the ones that still have some life in them from those that are “past their sell-by date,” as the catchphrase has it, and need to be thrown under the bus along with “thrown under the bus.”

I’m interested in catchphrases because I think a case can be made that our language has become more catchphrase-driven, catchphrase-focused. So much so that catchphrase self-consciousness has become a phenomenon of its own.

In fact what prompted this essay was the convergence of three instances of catchphrase self-consciousness I came upon on a single day: Friday, June 20, 2008.

First, the estimable A.O. Scott in the New York Times noted that Mike Myers’ talent for catchphrases is not in evidence in Love Guru the way it was in the undoubted classic Wayne’s World, which immortalized (if it didn’t originate) “Party on.” (Fave variation: “The party is now.” Someone actually gave me a T-shirt with that on it, perhaps as a subtle hint to lighten up, but I think the phrase takes “Party on” to a whole new level of philosophical complexity if you think about it. It says: Don’t wait for the party, or at least not for any particular party; the party—the best party you’ve ever been invited to—is the now, is “everything that is the case” as the philosopher Wittgenstein, a notorious party person, put it.)

Then there was a Gawker item that mentioned Tim Gunn’s appealing Project Runway catchphrase “Make it work,” which I hadn’t been aware of but, belatedly, really like; it says a lot more than it seems to say. (Take-home test: Compare and contrast “Make it work” with “Fake it till you make it.”)

Then, in the Times on the same day, David Brooks engaged in an emblematic struggle with catchphrase obsolescence. At least that’s what I think it was. In a column on Obama’s alleged Machiavellianism, Brooks used variations on “throw X under the truck” no fewer than six times! Was this a deliberate attempt to say, in effect: I know—as he must know, right?—that “throw X under the bus” has been painfully overused, so I’m making a joke about its overuse by switching “under the bus” to “under the truck.” After all, they’re both large motor vehicles, right? Except that a distinction is being lost. The admittedly overused “bus” carries with it the suggestion that the person thrown under it was originally on the bus, with the people doing the throwing, making it all the more stinging a rejection. Most trucks carry cargo, not passengers.

Why use the phrase, even a variant of it, at all? Well, the overuse of “under the bus” began with conservative blogs using the phrase (unfairly, I think) to describe the way Obama, in his Philadelphia speech on race, spoke about his white grandmother’s occasional use of racial slurs. The resulting meme? He “threw his grandmother under the bus.” The phrase recalls other transportation-related terms of abandonment, such as “threw her off the sled” (i.e., threw her to the wolves) and conjures up dim pop-culture memories of the Danny DeVito movie, Throw Momma From the Train, I guess.

By changing “bus” to “truck,” Brooks seemed to be trying to have it both ways: acknowledging the obsolescence of “under the bus”‘ while still attempting to reap the (now rather devalued) currency of the phrase. Or perhaps he was simply attempting what Henry Watson Fowler disapprovingly called, in his usage manual, an “elegant variation.” Was it worth the trouble? Did he “Make it work”? Am I overthinking this?

But the whole phenomenon is worth thinking about more closely, because of the way catchphrases can become—through clever compression that verges on, or amounts to, distortion—political weapons. And the way the rapid cycling of catchphrases can confuse what is really being said or meant, obscure what stage, what flavor of irony is being employed.

It is possible to think of catchphrase use in stages. There’s Stage 1, when you first hear a phrase and take pleasure in its imaginative use of language on the literal and metaphorical level. This may not be the most beguiling example, but consider “throw up a little in my mouth.” I’m still kind of attached to it.

Then there’s Stage 2, when you use it to establish “street cred” (time to throw “street cred” under the catchphrase bus?) or convey a sense of being au courant.

Then there’s Stage 3, when the user acknowledges a phrase’s over-ness and tries to extract some final mileage out of it by gently mocking it, usually by using ironic quotes, or adding “as they say” to the end.

Finally, there’s Stage 4: terminal obsolence, dead phrase walking. Take “at the end of the day.” It kind of stuns me whenever I find someone still saying “at the end of the day” with a straight face. What are they, stuck on stupid, as they say?

And then there’s the danger that arises when Stage-4, zombie catchphrases that have previously been confined to a subculture escape their niche. We recently saw this happen with “It is what it is,” which used to be an all-purpose coach-speak sports-night cliché. But since then, it’s broken out and become a wise-sounding but profoundly empty surrogate for wisdom and perspective all too often used by idiot consultants and talking-head political pundits who seek to make themselves sound both worldly and gurulike: “It is what it is.” To which one wants to say, using a monosyllabic catchphrase that is a particular favorite of mine and deserves its longevity: “Duh.”

But if “It is what it is” is over and “broken”—a favorite catchphrase of Mitt Romney, who argued that “Washington is broken” (duh)—what about “It’s all good”? This one belongs in the faux-mystical category I’d call BSBS: Buddhist Sounding Bullshit. I admit I still have a shameful fondness for “It’s all good,” although now mainly ironically. (Does anyone recall that “It’s all good” can be traced back to a Hammer song circa 1994? The year of the Rwandan genocide. But, hey, “It’s all good.”)

At least “It is what it is” doesn’t suggest that the is-ness in question is good or bad; it’s just that you can’t argue it doesn’t exist. Is “It is what it is” pop existentialism, at once an acknowledgement of the tragic immutability of being and a challenge to us to “take arms against a sea of troubles,” as some well-known guy once said? Or is it an Eastern quietism, a rationale for resignation?

A lasting catchphrase often earns its longevity because it has some philosophical question buried in it that hooks us. “It is what it is” is something I struggle with: How much should I accept in an “It’s all good” way? Much of the time I’d much prefer if “it” isn’t what “it” is. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. As they say.

And what about “not so much”? As in, I really admire Sontag’s essays. Her novels, not so much. Has that moved from Stage 2 to Stage 3 or even the dreaded terminal Stage 4? I still like “not so much.” Not as much now. But I liked “not so much” when I first began to come across it. And it still works for me if used skillfully.

In fact, about six months ago, I became slightly obsessed with “not so much”—so much so that at one point, I asked readers of my blog to see whether they could trace its earliest use. I was pleased when one commenter cited some research by my friend Jesse Sheidlower, the American editor of the Oxford English Dictionary and a witty writer on language, who weighed in with a 2004 citation that read, “A romantic thriller? Interesting. Starring Josh Hartnett? Not so much.”

But then another commenter claimed that “not so much” had been used on the sitcom Mad About You, which ran seven years starting in 1992. Anyone else have an earlier “not so much” sighting? I don’t see it as likely to have been in the Lincoln-Douglas debates, but you never know.

And what does the success of “My bad” mean? It’s brilliant in its way. I know I’ve been seduced by the way it infantilizes and trivializes whatever it ostensibly, forthcomingly apologizes for. Cheap absolution. (Check out Paul Slansky and Arleen Sorkin’s great work of humor and moral outrage My Bad for hilarious examples of people finding the stupidest most self-incriminating ways possible to say, “My bad.”) The culture of offense and incorrectness had created a counterculture of “My bad” bad apologetics.

“The optics”—as they say—don’t look “all good” for the future of “My bad” (and “the metrics”—as they also say—probably don’t, either), but I think it’s still in Stage 3: a usable gray area.

Another blogospheric favorite that occupies that gray area: “Oh, wait …” Proper usage: Something obviously wrong is attributed to an opponent and then a mocking “Oh, wait …” is appended.

I like it and haven’t gotten tired of Slate’s Mickey Kaus using it (did he originate it?), but I feel as if I can’t use it myself because it’s one of those catchphrases that seems already to belong to other bloggers—branded, if you will. (Which brings up an issue for another day: Is using catchphases at all, if not plagiarism, then secondhand or second-level—or second-rate?—thinking and writing? Or is it just enjoyable swimming in the communal pool of culture?)

Then there’s the whole category of commercial phrases that cross over into common speech. I promise not to mention the over-obvious “Where’s the beef?” Oh, wait …

More recently, we’ve seen the variations on “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,” apparently destined for the Catchphrase Hall of Fame, as my friend Jaime Danehay pointed out to me. She found a scholarly blog that noted more than 100,000 variations on it. Why that phrase? Because it’s a variation on “My bad,” isn’t it? The demand for clever-sounding ways of excusing bad behavior is as infinite as our capacity for bad behavior. As Mike Myers used to say: “Behave!”

To my mind the most unfortunate recent catchphrase is also the title of the new public-radio show: The Takeaway. Excellent show from what I can tell, but that title! So Dilbert! So Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. So sales-boosting seminar at the airport Marriott.

Really, if you “drill down,” to use another corporatism, there’s something kind of industrially extractive about “takeaway,” isn’t there? The impulse to reduce everything to a PowerPoint action item? All the most interesting things in life are the things you can’t extract and “take away.”

Please don’t try to defend it, public-radio people. Please just take it away.

Then there’s the case of “teh.” I’m sure Susan Sontag would have a “note” on “teh.” I’m sure there will be academic studies on it if there aren’t already. (Just as there has been a proliferation of academic studies of “dude,” a subject I first wrote about in 2003.)

“Teh” is unique because it’s such a purely blogospheric phenomenon. “Teh”—the deliberate misspelling of “the”—already has … wait for it (as they say) … its own Wikipedia entry. Its meaning, though, is still fluid and fungible. But there’s something appealing about it as a specifier with more character than plain old “the.” It has a kind of self-deprecating delicacy to it. “Teh” calls attention to a word in a subtly more tentative way than just “a” or “the” does. It’s the third specifier. It’s a little fey, a little twee, a little “teh” goes a long “weh,” you might “seh.” But I wouldn’t vote it off the island, so to speak.

I don’t mean this to be an exhaustive study, just notes. But I hope that it will start a conversation about how to decide when a phrase should be thrown under the bus.

Here are some I’m on the bubble about, as they say, because they have some virtues that make up for the feeling they’ve been overused. Or maybe there’s a good reason they get overused. I’d be interested to see which ones Slate readers would want to preserve or make disappear. Gawker has “commenter executions.” I’d like to see occasional Slate “Phrase Purges,” “Bus Tosses,” or something like that, so we can identify at what points a phrase goes from buzz to buzzkill (as “buzzkill” is due to) and from buzzkill to roadkill (which still rocks). (By the way, what about the formulation “X rocks a retro ’90s look”? Roadkill?)

So, thumbs up or thumbs down:

  • stay classy
  • up in your grill
  • overshare
  • tell us something we don’t know
  • man up
  • go-to
  • drinking the Kool-Aid
  • mad props

I still like “mad props.” I’m a sucker for anything with “mad” in it, basically. It’s a great praise word. And “stay classy” still feels new and still performs a useful function. I’m on the bubble on “drank the Kool-Aid,” which has been used unfairly on Obama supporters by those who bought the Clinton talking points, but you’ve got to respect that it’s been around for a quarter-century now and still has “punch,” so to speak. Mass cult suicide will do that for ya. But, seriously, “Kool-Aid” must speak to an enduring concern: lemminglike destructive cult behavior, an unfortunately recurrent, if not always deadly, cultural phenomenon. As for the others: under the bus.

Finally, “Dude.” Sorry, guys, but the whole Lebowski cult just killed it with its heavy-handed attempt at lightheartedness by geek dudes who—how shall I put this delicately?—don’t do lighthearted well. Sorry dude geeks: I now pronounce “Dude” over.

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Highway to Hell or Back in Black?

June 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Which is the best AC/DC song?  Hard to choose.  Currently listening to the former … “No stop sign … speed limit … nobody’s gonna slow me down …”  I love AC/DC. 

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We Take Our Sports Seriously in Chicago

June 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

From the Sun-Times:

Sox, Cubs Game Comments Spur Fight In West Burbs

SANDWICH, Ill. (STNG) – Sunday night’s battle between the White Sox and Cubs provoked not only some spirited debate between fans of the two first place baseball teams, but in at least one instance, it contributed to a melee in far west Sandwich that resulted in the arrests of seven people, five of whom were charged with underage drinking. 

About 9:30 p.m. Sunday, police in Sandwich were dispatched to the corner of Water and South Green streets for a fight that had just occurred, police said.

When officers got to the scene, they learned that a fight had taken place between a 25-year-old man, a 27-year-old man and 16-year-old boy, all residents of Sandwich, a release from police said.

The fight apparently was over “prior conflicts pertaining to other family members who were not present at the time,” the release said.

The fight was also provoked by comments about the White Sox and Cubs game that was being played at the time, police said. The White Sox won the game, 5-1, sweeping the weekend series from their crosstown rivals.

During the course of the investigation, officers discovered that the fight had taken place at an underage drinking party at 522 S. Green St.

Christopher S. Houser, 27 and Matthew J. McGillen, 25, as well as the 16-year-old, were arrested and charged with fighting, police said. The 16-year-old was also charged with unlawful consumption of alcohol by a minor.

Four other minors — three boys and one girl, all Sandwich residents, were also charged with unlawful consumption of alcohol by a minor, according to the release. 

All seven were released from custody and have court dates in July, the release said.

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Song of the Day

June 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

“Under You” by Storm Large who was a contestant on that “Rock Star” show.  Love this song.  Adore the lyrics.

Under You

It’s time now for the show
Put on my makeup, away I go
I’ll say a prayer
That I will see you out there

So when the show is done
You’ll take my hand, away we’ll run
Along home, to make supper
So we can eat each other

My lover, I’d rather be
Under than getting over you
That way, you will never lose me ever
My lover, I’d rather be
Under than over you
That way you will never lose me

Blank staring at the road
Eighty miles to Idaho
There’s too much nothing in me but caffeine

My eyes strain to stay open
Fantasies, memories, hopes, and
Thoughts of you flow through my waking dreams

Boise’s up ahead
Gotta wake the boys and get
All the gear and get the show on
Broken hearts still beat and go on

My lover, I would rather be
Under than getting over you
That way, you’ll never lose me ever
My lover, I would rather be
Under than getting over you
That way, you’ll never lose me

Oh I’m coughing up my lungs
All curled up on the bus
Fever staring in my cup of tea
And now we’re back in California
“Hey Storm, five minute warning”
Everybody’s waiting there for me

This here is my life
Wasn’t made to be nobody’s wife
Though I could love you always
And I will love you always

My lover, I would rather be
Under than getting over you
That way, you’ll never lose me ever
My lover, I would rather be
Under than getting over you
That way, you’ll never lose me ever

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

This is how we met, my friend
Rock and roll, the road, and endless nights
In a hotel bed
And I’ll never forget

My lover, I would rather be
Under than getting over you
Oh
My lover, I would rather be
Under than getting over you
(Ah, ah, ah)
My lover, I would rather be
Under than getting over you
Oh that way, you’ll never lose me ever
My lover, I would rather be
Under than getting over you
That way, you’ll never ever ever, oh
My lover, I would rather be
Under than getting over
My lover, I would rather be
Under than getting over you

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Miniature Golf/Skeeball with Football Boy

June 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

After America’s Worst Shopping Experience, I haul ass home and shower and change for my date with football boy.  We drove all the way out to the Valley (ugh) for some miniature golf.  Unfortunately, I got schooled by football boy.  I blame it on the lingering effects of the Xanax.  I was too stoned to probably focus.  And he didn’t tell me that he actually golfs beforehand.  In fact, he’s going back to his hometown next week to host’ his own celebrity golf tourney.  Whatev.  I think it was an unfair advantage.

After my humiliating defeat, I chugged down 2 Diet Cokes and got ready for some skeeball action at the arcade.  I fucking KICKED football boy’s ASS!!!  The funny thing with pro athletes is that they’re super competitive at EVERYTHING.  No matter what or who they’re playing.  I’ve seen this before with my own clients.  I could tell that football boy was totally getting irritated that I was beating him.  Especially since I’m a really sore winner.  I did a number of victory dances and a fair amount of shit talking.  Yep … that’s me.  He seemed very annoyed so I told him that I’d let him be “big, strong guy” for the rest of the day and I’d be “small, defenseless girl” so he didn’t feel totally emasculated.  I did get enough tickets to buy a stuffed animal.  Which I gave to fb as a souvenir. :)  

In any case, at this point, it was getting a little late so we quickly grabbed something to eat and I came home so I could get some work done and do my laundry.  It was super fun, though.  I like fb.  He’s a good egg.  I think we’re hanging out tomorrow night.  We might workout together and then just hang and watch a movie.  Which means that I’d better do some more unpacking tonight so it looks like someone actually lives here. 

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Costco

June 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I have a lot to write about today so I thought I’d divide up my posts for easier reading.  And easier typing. 

I wake up this a.m. in such a good mood that I decide to go to Costco and get a membership.  There is a Costco within walking distance of my new place.  Mind you, I have never actually been inside a Costco as I have never felt the need/had the space for 78 rolls of toilet paper.  But, all of my friends tell me that you can buy all this other shit there and get great deals.  So, I decide to check it out.  I go and buy my membership and have my picture taken.  I didn’t realize that any sort of photo would be taken so I’m (a) unshowered and (b) wearing a Chicago Bears baseball cap all low and gangsta.  Funniest picture ever.  I look like I’m straight outta Compton (or not).  I grab a giant cart (seriously), the carts at Costco are like at least 2-3x as big as normal shopping carts) and push my way in. 

O.K., first of all, you should know that I HATE people.  Especially when they’re in crowds.  And even worse, when they’re pushing carts.  And accompanied by lots of small, screaming children.  I don’t mean that I’m just “uncomfortable” in crowds.  As of the last year or two, I’ve actually started having panic attacks in crowds.  Like heart racing, sweating and breaking out in hives.  Really.  I was at Target on Friday and the same thing happened.  So, Costco is PACKED with people.  All sweaty and pushing and brushing up against me.  Ick.  I totally start sweating and scratching.  Seriously.  I had to run to the soda machine so I could take a Xanax just to take the edge off.  That was right after a 300 lb. woman YELLED at me for blocking her way in the cheese aisle.  I mean, YELLED.  Like a crazy person.  It was horrifying.  I was frightened she would sit on me and kill me.  After wandering around aimlessly for 45 minutes, I left without buying anything.  It was so overwhelming.  I feel like I never want to go back again.  The good thing is that I bought the “household” membership so I think that I can put Erin on my account if I claim she’s my “domestic partner.”  We do live together.  We’re not having sex but there’s plenty of married couples living together not having sex either, so I don’t really think it’s a misrepresentation. 

Worst. Experience. Ever.  And everyone there was like over 75.   And angry.  The angry elderly.  I totally understand why super famous people like J.Lo close stores for their personal shopping experience.  Dude, if I were super famous, I would have every place I entered completely cleared an hour before my arrival.  The only place that’s crowded where I don’t freak out is Vegas.  I think that’s probably because I’m usually so drunk that I don’t know what the hell is going on.  That’s the trick. 

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OMFG

June 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I cannot even BELIEVE the night I just had.  Crazy.  Crazycrazycrazy.  But in a good way. 

So … I have a totally lazy day today.  E left for 10 days on a family vacay in England this am.  So, I basically spend all morning and most of the afternoon reading, a little working, hanging things on my walls, unpacking, etc.  I finally make it to the gym this afternoon.  I figure that I’ll work out for a bit, do some grocery shopping and have an early, quiet night at home.  Of course, you know what they say about the best laid plans …

After doing some cardio, I’m attempting to figure out this leg press machine in my usual clumsy, inept way.  A guy nearby obviously realizes that I’m retarded and comes over to help me.  I’m wearing one of my numerous college baseball shirts which leads to a discussion about sports.  Well, it turns out that my “spotter” is none other than a football player.  A NFL player.  For real.  One I know.  Not, unfortunately, on the Bears but I def know who this guy is.  I should have guessed … he’s enormous.  Probably only about 6 feet but I’d say a solid 250 lbs. of muscle.  He was lifting giant, scary weights.  Anywho … one thing leads to another and we’re talking for a good 45 minutes.  Def some flirting going on.  So … he’s in town for a couple of months during the off-season living with his buddy less than a mile away from my new abode.  He asks if I’d like to grab dinner with him tonight.  Ordinarily, I would probably turn down an invite on such short notice but I figured … what the hell?  It seemed like some sort of fate …

Go home, quickly shower and change and he picks me up.  On a motorcycle.  Which is hot.  Although a little scary as I’ve never ridden a motorcycle before.  For real.  I’ve dated people who have owned bikes but … I was probably always too drunk to risk falling off the back and ending up as roadkill.  I pretend to be super brave and blase and climb on.  We cruised up to Malibu on PCH … I have to tell you … it was fantastic!!!!!   I was terrified for the first 10 minutes and I believe I left some bruising around the waist of football boy but … I grew to really like it.  Very cool feeling.  Very free. 

We ride up to Duke’s for dinner … one of my fave Malibu spots.  Very laid-back and surfery there.  Anyway, we have a great conversation.  He’s super smart.  And from the same area of the country as me.  Two major downfalls:  (1) as I think I said, he plays for an east coast team and is leaving for training camp within the month and (2) he’s  … ummmmm … 26.  Yes.  10 years younger than me.  I didn’t realize he was so young.  I totally freaked.  On the other hand, football boy does not think it’s that big of a deal.  I told him I thought he was more early 30s and apparently, he thought I was around the same.  So … maybe if our “perceived ages” are similar, it’s o.k.?  I think he’s wise beyond his years since he’s had NFL experience … traveled everywhere … met a ton of people, etc.  Def does not seem like typical 26 y.o. to me.  I’m trying to get past that. 

After dinner (with no booze, thank you very much.  He’s getting ready for training camp so he’s cutting out alcohol.  As a gesture of support, I joined him), we did the cliche “walking on the beach” routine.  Lots of talking.  We probably could have sat on the beach for another 2 hours but I was freeeeeeeeezing to death.  Even with his jacket on.  Over my sweater.  So … we drove back, I just took a lovely bath in my sunken tub and … I feel really happy. :)   Already received a cute text message. :)   I like him.  He’s really cool.  Very much my type.  Tons of tats.  Even plays a little guitar.  Totally into music.  We talked about that for a long time.  Due to the fact that our time is limited, I decided to risk “too much too soon” and we’re hanging out again tomorrow.  I promised to kick his ass at miniature golf.  And skeeball.  NO ONE beats me at skeeball.  It’s like a total “Karate Kid” date (remember that very 80s montage in Karate Kid at the Golf n’ Stuff?).  I’m stoked.  I had a really fun time tonight.  I’m now a little behind work-wise BUT … I guess a day off is o.k.  R and I figured out yesterday that we had worked 21 days straight.  Not counting all my “real” job stuff for baseball.  I think a day off is acceptable. 

I hope y’all had as good a night as I did.  And really … if you’re single, you should join Equinox.  I’m telling you … it’s a goldmine. xoxoxoxoxo

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Boys are Real Silly

June 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

That’s all I want to say.  Guys are so funny about their emotions.  I feel like a lot of men in my life are “acting out” in some way.  It makes me laugh.  And feel kind of sorry for them.  I’m also convinced that either: (a) I attract crazy people or (b) men become crazy shortly after meeting me.  Hmmmm … I wonder if it’s me.  I seem to be the common denominator.  I am mad, bad and dangerous to know.  All men should be on notice … :)

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Playing Hooky

June 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I’m totally fucking beat.  I feel like I haven’t had a day off in forever.  What with the moving, the draft, the 12-hr. days on the contract job . .. I’m just toast.  So … lovely Miss E. is going to cover for me tomorrow as I’ve covered for her today.  I have a very full schedule of fun planned tomorrow before I go back to the grind this weekend.  I’m def going to this wherehouse sale that E and I went to today.  Totally great stuff for pennies.  I’m so stoked.  Sleeping in, going to yoga, shopping … perf day.  I’m sure we’ll have some things going on tomorrow night, as always.  I think I’m going to try and do a little detox while E is in England for 10 days.  Need to figure out what’s going on with my 4th of July plans … have some intriguing possibilities.  Also, need to spend some time exploring my new neighborhood.  Last Sat. night, we went out to some local bars … sooooooo my scene.  Very beachy, natural … not filled with Hollywood douchebags.  Filled with laidback, surfer types.  Love it, love it, love it.  I’m very anxious to find out if Melissa’s (my psychic) predictions start coming true.  She predicted some super awesome stuff for me.  Don’t want to discuss here but I’ll def let you know as soon as her predictions start coming true.  Let’s just say that it sounds like I’m in for a great summer and upcoming year.  In all aspects of my life. :)   I’m all about the good news.  Three words:  Best. Summer. Ever. 

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