Not a Post for the Dudes …

I am so menstrual right now that I want to kill myself.  I’ve decided that there is no possible way that I can give birth since I need 2 Vicodin just to deal with cramps.  In a not-unrelated story, I feel completely irritated with my bf.  Yes, he’s flying into Afghanistan everday from a carrier and doing God knows what, but I feel like I’m not getting as much attention as I need.  Just because he’s busy saving the free world doesn’t mean I can be ignored!!!!!  As my friend, Amy pointed out this morning, perhaps it would be better not to pick a fight with him right now on this issue …